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After I disposed of the Spirit Of Canada I was quickly smuggled over the Canadian/U.S border by one of Monkey Pox’s secret agents. While I lay inside the monkey’s pouch I began to think about America and all of the wonderful things it represented.
America. Sweet America. I can see it now. I wonder if it’s like everything I’ve seen on television. How does that wonderful song go?
During our journey the agent briefed me as to the purpose I was to serve his master Monkey Pox…
Apparently there is a mad scientist named, “Doctor Lascivious” who is brewing a powerful biological agent made out of hydrogen, boiled water, and chicken snot. I was told that this evil scientist regularly tests this agent on himself! The effects of this potent solution supposedly causes irrational sexual responses in humans. Monkey Pox fears that Dr. Lascivious may turn this toxin loose on the world, therefore this libidinous substance could cause an over population of human beings. We can not let that happen!
